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携帯電話によって

＞女の子の家に電話をかけるときと、お父さんが出てしまったときのドキドキ感は失われてしまった

お父さんはファイアウォール。
　「娘はおらん！（ガチャ！）」

お兄さんは攻性防壁。
　「なんだお前、俺の妹になんか用か？」

妹はアラーム。
　「おねーちゃーん、男の人からでんわ～」
　「なにぃ？」←攻性防壁が反応
　「なんだと？」←ファイアウォールも反応

お母さんはバックドア。
　「代わってあげるわね。うふふふふ」

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